Family bike ride

As everyone knows biking is Andrew's forte so every Sunday he'd always round up all the kids to go on a "nice" Sunday afternoon bike ride. Well after a few Sundays the kids caught on and realized that "nice" meant flat tires, bloody knees, obstacle courses and a few bike on bike crashes but no matter the lame excuses of stomach cramps, headache or nausea no one got out of the mandatory fun. Same as the mandotory smiles in bike pictures. It was hysterical when Andrew would announce that there was a flat tire and one person might not get to go, inside the house would explode a loud arugument (unknown to Andrew) about who's turn it was to stay behind. Then Andrew would come in and announce again that he had fixed the flat and everyone was to go. The long pouty faces of dissapointment were so funny. The only one that made it with no scares and sometimes would even get a nap in was Aniaya since she is always in the trailer Andrew is pulling. So is the life of Andrew and his women....